all i want in life is
- fast wifi
- fast metabolism
- fast food
- fast shipping
#I actually thought this was Marvel trans!Pepper AU for a second?#and this is totally how it would be#if anyone Tony knew was trans#it’s like oh OK that’s cool#you wanna hit Versace now or wait until the new collection’s out?#you gonna do hormones? Surgery?#JARVIS find me someone who does surgery#don’t you worry peps#we’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan (via dixie-chicken)
I nearly died from headcannon it’s perfect
No you don’t understand
"We’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan." sounds like a sentence Tony must have definitely said
Happy Birthday, Aleks - hope you have an amazing one because you only deserve the best!
I remember when the Russian kid Aleksandr was just a fetus and I thought he was like 14 or some shit in his webcam videos even though he was like 19. Before that I remember seeing the mask of the Prime Optimus.
Motherfucker is 22 now and growing creepy mustaches.
I hate him in the most loving of ways possible.
Happy Birthday you nerd.
<3 Nobs 4 Lyf
Happy 22nd Birthday Aleks! (1st of September, 1992) I hope you enjoy your birthday and that you spend it with the ones that matter the most to you. You were the first creature I subscribed to and I could not be anymore proud of you and what you have done over the years. You mean the world to me and I hope this is only the beginning of a new era. - love, jemma aka. creaturehubs
??? close enough maybe??
Is it there? Do I have a face?
It’s fine. It’s all there.
I want to live as a human because master taught me many important things
feat - screaming alphas.
I saw this post a while ago and yep that’s definitely something Clear would say.
When you in da club and that song comes on you hate:
When someone requests it again: